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hamburglar

I cock smoking master.

That guy is a real hamburglar.

by mr.twiss October 30, 2003

Hamburglar

A person who is obsessed with hamburgers and/or veggie burgers. So obsessed that he/she would steal them

Oh my goodness! That was my last hamburger! Joey, why would you steal that from me? You are such a hamburglar!

by Anna Mangina February 10, 2009

hamburglar

term used to describe a retarded guy named james dean from BSG,va that tried to rob mcdonalds and ran up a hill with the safe. he got away with it because he's partially deaf.

james dean is the hamburglar.

by ashley March 11, 2005

hamburglar

when a girl is getting it from behind and you pull out and make her eat her feces off your dick. Then you steal all of her hamburger helper from the pantry and DIP

I made her hamburgle me til she got tired of what she ate that morning.

She is the best hamburglar.

by The REAL Hamburglar July 19, 2010

hamburglar

a fatass bitch who steals money from a little league concession stand.

That hamburglar weighs two hundred and eighty fucking pounds and stole all our damn popcorn!

by Vicki-The-Hamburglar January 03, 2010

hamburglar

during a hamburger, this is the person who pushes the guy on bottom out from under the girl and takes his place while she is in mid-air, flipping

damn hamburglar, i'll kill you; i hamburgled tom

by Whiksihr July 11, 2008

The Hamburglar Game!

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!

This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!

by The one ring December 12, 2010