A fork of Rural Dictionary
v.; The action pertaining to the theft (or larceny) of one or more hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or other burger derivatives. PAST TENSE: "hamburgled"
Some sneaky bitch just hamburgled my bacon double chee.
to "hamburgle" is to make love to the ass without any actual penetration of said ass. hamburgling is comparable to titty fucking a set of breasts, the difference being that your dick is between a set of ass cheeks rather than a set of breasts.
"so man, did you get any the other night?"
"yeah dude, I hamburgled that ass all night long"
Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.
Past Tense: Hamburgled
Some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my Junior Bacon Chee.!
Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI
Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger
When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.
If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.
While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel
While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler