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Manwich

A sauce used in conjunction with ground beef, can be used as a meal or more commonly used in a fleshlight or improvised masturbation device (IMD) to simulate a dirty bleeding rectum can be used hot or cold

Don't eat the manwich I made in the fridge it's cooling so that I may ejaculate into it later

by Spaghettinmanwich March 16, 2020

MANwich

A sandwich, typically containing much meat (see steak sandwich), created by a woman for a man. It is known that part of a woman's job to a man, is to make sandwiches for the man whenever he desires.

Man: Make me a sandwich.
Woman: What kind of a sandwich?
Man: A MANwich.

by A.M.M. Founder June 18, 2010

manwich

A sandwich which consists of egg, bacon, sausage and cheese on toastes bread.

james created a manwich and I had a mouthgasm

by cc2k January 16, 2010

Manwich

A situation where there are three men tightly squeezed into an uncomfortable vicinity of each other, usually side by side.

Oh man, last night, we had a dvd night and i found myself on the couch in the middle of a manwich!!

by xxxaly April 01, 2009

manwich

when people are being very squished together, like having 9 people in a car that sits 5, a man in between 2 women is a manwich. actually, a man sandwich hence the word manwich.

kate and steph made a manwich out of michael.

by ish gah. March 27, 2004

manwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise all over one's body and then proceeding to have turkey(specifically lunch meat) strategiccally placed on your body. After this is complete another person dabbles in the act of eating the turkey slowly off of your body. The rapidness of the eating depends on how hungry the person is.

Jim performed the manwich with George last year in Florida after a long practice.

by Nick February 20, 2005

manwich

a sandwich of hormonic teens getting down and dirty with male donkeys.

now a popular sport in boarding schools and i should know!

by Gumpy May 24, 2003