A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who masturbates for fun and watches porn
your such a james
A metal scrapping, caravan living, pikey cunt.
He has blonde hair, and goes Elutec.
What a Faggot.
ME: I heard about this guy who scraps metal on the side, while he lives in his own caravan.
Her: OH! It's my ex James!
Someone that is always very up themselves and doesn't really give a shit about anyone else. if you ever meet a James I wouldn't get close as the do have small infected dicks that can be dangerous. Usually, a man that doesn't like to party but when he does is too busy snap chatting what's going around him rather that getting to business. Also can't catch fish out at sea or at a party most James usually hit back a chick called Whitney. rates himself as a big puller but you would never want to put money on it as he gets the ugliest chicks you'll ever see, overall James is an absolute homo with no life .
you are very james
likes to pretend he is good at everything icluding water fights and iceskating but isnt. is fun to talk to and sit with while drinking bubble tea is comfy seats but will lie about not liking the bubble tea. is a geeek for fantasy films and thw witcher lolz. DOES GEOGRAPHY EW