A fork of Rural Dictionary
a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy
Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag
Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy
the act of oral pleasure towards a female.
john: can i come over tonight?
jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.
john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!
when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.
That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.
The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me
Teddy fucked every single grandma.