A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that Zidler likes to shout when the rat-faced Duke is about to huff off because Satine obviously wants to be with Christian. Guh. Also good for screaming out with your friends, especially Rach-hell and Rodney.
*at a very random or innappropriate time* SHE'S CONFESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.
Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.
Where people go to apologize for their sins, like calling their younger sibling a Ploopy, or just use it as a place to take a shit.
Beavis and Butthead entered the confession booth and pretended to be the reverend.
A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).
Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them
National Confession day
Literally any day, now that it's on Urban Dictionary you have to do it you chicken!!! JUST TELL THEM ALREADY BIATCH!!!
"IT'S NATIONAL CONFESSION DAY NOW JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
"K jeez man, calm down"
"NEVER"
On October 27th, it’s confess to crush day. If you are crushing on someone, that day will be the day you tell them.
Noah: Dude, it’s confess to crush day. You have to tell her about your feelings.
You: Oh sh!t...