A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature. 2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word) 3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station. got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise. "I voted for Tony Blair"!
Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.
Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!
Crude slang for female genitalia.
Who would you check out the twat on her?! Man that is one hair twat!
in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."
guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?" guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it." bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter
Have you ever used the site twitter? why yes I have twatted.