A fork of Rural Dictionary
Safety guards who fails to detect bombs and stop people with shampoo and do a body search and waste half of your life just so you can go into the plane “safely”. An obstacle you cannot escape.
Dude 1: “Let’s go to check in and shop at the duty free store!” Dude 2: “we don’t have time, we need to pass the TSA..”
Gang of lying sexual predators around the world that claim to make your flight safer but in reality will fuck you over for their own pleasure so the Government can give them more money than they would normally get.
They made their flight, but it was more difficult than it should've been because a bunch of mindless zombie TSA shitheads decided to fuck them over for no good reason.
Target Store Assistant from BloxStreet.
"Oh god, TSA broke down again."
I was at the nightclub and saw a TSA Convention. I got some TSA last night.
The TSA checkpoint guard stood there with a ziplock baggie Taking Shit from Assholes. Lets face it, the guys and gals in uniform aren't the enemy here. It is our elected officials and administrators making up all the stupid crap. Take it easy on the checkpoint goons, they just need a paycheck like the rest of us. Exercise your right to vote.
An abbreviated code for Trade Show Action. It refers to an illicit one night stand at a trade show.
She's looking for some TSA. I'll be a good guy and go help her with that.