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Used in Hawaii as a slang for 'thirty' when telling time.

John Doe: What time you start tomorrow? Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you? John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

Used instead of "thirty" when saying half past the hour.

friend 1: What time is it? friend 2: It's three turtles. friend 1: Thanks.

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!! Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

Pennywise's worst enemy

The turtles here hide penny!!!

A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.

She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.

Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter. See also turtle head

Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle