A fork of Rural Dictionary
He's really gay and has hepatitis B
"oh that kid looks like a total turner"
(verb) To reciprocate and eat the balls of a suspended yankee.
While his balls were being soundly yankeed by Jim, Hal decided that he was in the mood to do some turnering himself!
A 'Will Turner' is a homosexual being(pirate) who likes the 'Fruit bowl' and pretends to be a womanizer but is actually a gay prick. Often Dwells within the vicinity of Timaru. Should be avoided at all costs as he will cramp your style and is genurally a pedophile.
"Oi check out that homo guy....He's such a Will Turner" If One is a pedophile creep they are a 'Will Turner'
The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.
Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot Bitch:here we go again bois
A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?
ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on... That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.