A fork of Rural Dictionary
slutty man in his house
"man that peson is slutty" "like turner" "yeah"
a strange attention seeking person that always needs to get there way & has two faces.
(your boyfreind/girlfreind); i want to meet your freind (you) no way there a right turner they might try to steal you from me
(verb) To reciprocate and eat the balls of a suspended yankee.
While his balls were being soundly yankeed by Jim, Hal decided that he was in the mood to do some turnering himself!
A phrase to describe certain lyrics that Alex Turner (of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets) writes. He comes up with very unique similes and metaphors that he is now famous for. This is referred to as a turnerism.
Listening to Suck it and See: "...You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock, and those other girls are just post-mix lemonade..." Fan: Wow, what a brilliant Turnerism!
Bloom, Orlando: Protype of Perfect Male. Created: information not accesable Creator: Bootstrap Bill Turner Specs (Standard Model): Stands 5'11; body is long, lithe, muscular; includes three unique identifying marks: a sun on the lower abdomen; an Elvish symbol on the inside of the right forearm; and long surgical scar on the back. Head includes thick, brown curls, expressive brown eyes (w/extra long eyelashes), small amounts of facial fair, pink lips, dimples. Speaks with cultured Southern British accent, Additional Styles: rugged baggy shirt with rather tight pants, boots, sword, bucket of water of men smelling of pigs Personality Features: romantic, headstrong, resourceful Warning: subject may resort to self-sacrifice to save the woman he loves, may also do something stupid from time to time.
"I practice 3 hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it."
A fictional character from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, portrayed by Orlando Bloom; Bootstrap Bill's son. Husband to Elizabeth Swann. Father to William Turner III. "Keep a weather eye on the horizon."
Will Turner is damn hot pirate.