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Two-faced

A person, (usually a girl,) who has two totally different personalities. They could be your friend when nobody else is around but be your worst enemy when others are around to judge.

Me:Hi! Ariel:Hi! Ariel:So when can you come over? Me:IDK, I think- Nicole:HAY ARIEL!!! Ariel:OMGG HI!!! Me:So I think 4:00 on Sunday would be good. Ariel:Huh? Me:The time I can come over... Ariel:UM, I NEVER SAID THAT..... Nicole:Go away you slut, Ariel and ME are talking right now! Ariel:Ya, go away, this is important! Me:FINE, you two-faced bitch!

by Minecraftchick11 March 29, 2012

Two-faced

When someone acts nice around you but talks shit behind your back

Emma and Leah are both two-faced. They only talk to me when nobody else is around

by Dinobeth March 13, 2016

two faced

when sum1 tells u der u friend and den goes round tellin ppl shit bout u but says its not tru. also wen u do sumtin w/ a friends b/f

mann dat bitch is so 2faced cuz she gon sit der n be my friend and then go say shyt bout me 2 her other guhs.

by YA GUH 4 SHO March 22, 2005

Two-face

The "crime name" of Attorney General Herman Dent.

Cutty 1: Who this? Cutty 2: I'm Two-face, bitch! Cutty 1: Streets is watchin'

by Lil Scruffers July 28, 2008

Two faced

Has a good and a bad side and can change frequently between them. Often causing arguments or disturbances in a relationship.

"She was good in bed and kind to me but then she started shouting at me, two faced bitch!"

by Rubetronsexyassbitch69 July 08, 2015

two faced

canadian for being drunk and high at the same time. god love us candians.

man, i was sooooo two-faced last night, i swear i could see elctricity

by the incredible bastard March 23, 2005

Two Face

A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it. Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women. When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night. Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.

E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay." Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!" Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night." Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!" E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?" Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!" *Bar goes silent, everyone stares* Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."

by Pozilla February 10, 2009