A fork of Rural Dictionary
While a female is performing oral sex on her knees (as the male stands) as the male is about to shoot off, he pokes the female in the eyes, knees her in the breast region, nuts in her hair, steals her purse and runs off.
Rob gave some chick a venetian grandfather last night, so this round is on him!
Venetians Snares makes truly unique music. It's good if you're high at the time, or partially drunk. Yes, partially. It isn't very bad... but it isn't very good either. Most of the songs sound rushed... Maybe a little to crazy for my taste.
Don't get me wrong, VS makes decent music... but I'm sticking with Aphex Twin.
When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
A sexual position in where two penises or other similar objects are inserted simultaneously into another's orifice.
"Damn, I heard that Kathy got the venetian arsenal last night, there is no way she is walking after that". "Two pipes are always greater than one my brother"
When you take a used condom and tie it in half. You put the open part back on your dick and twirl it around like rotors on a helicopter
Me and Jelly just banged and I did a Venetian helicopter in front of her. She laughed so hard she pooped on my bed and now I need a new mattress.
High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works." Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."