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whipped

Being completely controlled by a woman to the point where you will do or say anything that she tells you to. In most cases the guy isn't getting any pussy.

Spanky is so whipped by Courtney it isn't even funny...and he won't even ever get any from her!

by spankys a lesbian bitch January 01, 2005

whipped

The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.

Frat boy: Me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. Me only f*ck drunk ho's at party....hmm...that guy happy with woman, say he LOVE woman...he WHIPPED I bet.

Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!

by MNO October 11, 2006

Whipped

A person who is constantly under control by their partner, doing and saying anything they are told as well as dogging their true friends for them. The female is usually the dominant one.

Eg, Peter is whipped by Anna

by THE_DRAKESTER December 04, 2009

whipped

being controlled by your girlfriend or girl.

JT (booties) is totally whipped by E.C.C.

by B'ran November 06, 2009

Whip

A whip can refer to many different things.

1. Something to hit your spouse with during intercourse

2. A car, usually used as slang.

3. As of 2015 it's a dance. ( you kick your left leg outwards and then as you stomp your foot down your right arm comes straight out in front of you and you slowly bounce/sway your body to the left

1. Jade: "I know I've been naughty but do you have to get the whip?"
2. Josh: "Yo Baby! Momma let me take the whip for a spin, want me to come scoop?"

3. Cameron: "Dude this party is about to be so hot! We definitely have to do the whip while we're there."

by BlackSanta July 26, 2015

Whipped

1. When a man is controlled and/or dominated by his girlfriend.

The man is not allowed to do anything with his friends or that his girlfriend doesn't allow.

This man is whipped if he ceased doing certain activities because his girlfriend doesn't allow it or threatens a breakup.

Arianne: Naveed knows the consequences if he did that..

Richie: Wow you have your finger wrapped around him

Michael: Some might say on a leash..

Chris: Now we're getting into the fact, not opinion, that Naveed is whipped

by McCluskey904 March 11, 2010

the whip

car

my man just got a new whip.

by shan-da-man July 01, 2003