A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.
Peter: "Wasn't Sean's party last weekend the jump off? I hear you hooked up with Veronica after that. Way to go. Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
to jump off of a building with the intent to suicide.
Man this world is absolutely shit. i'm gonna jump.
Jumps Are Females Between The Ages of 17 To 24 Who Love Drinking,Partying,Smoking ,And Jump Guy To Guy
" Holy Shit! The Jumps! Look They're Right There On The Corner"
When performing a criss cross the penis is slashed by the fingernail of the person you are facing causing an abrupt bodily reaction.
When I was with brink man doing the criss cross, his kung fu grip made me jump jump.