A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wooly, Cow. 'A Wooly Cow'. They exist! prove your friends wrong, there are wooly cows! while other wooly creatures have died out, like wooly rhinos, wooly cows remain.
Highland cows, from northern Scotland, are cows that are wooly. Yaks are a relation, but not quite cows (depends on who you talk to tho)
a big hairy bitch that will bite u if u get 2 close. Various different sub-species, yet generally all r very large, immense women with un-natural amount of hair.
"Stay away from that wooly bitch if u wanna live 2 c 2morrow."
Woolie is short for woolie-woofter a subtle way of calling someone a poofer.
"That guy in tight Jeans is such a Woolie"
A dark, dank, creepy, salty hole where any form of disgusting shit could reside.
Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.
In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.