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a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother? Bartholumew: Ya mum.

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked! Person 2: Ya mums blocked! Person 1: What you doing? Person 2: Ya mum! Person 1: Where's Tom? Person 2: Where's ya mum?

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use. 2.) What I did last night. 3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!" You: "Ya mum sucks." Loser: "That was uncalled for." You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night! Loser: *shot down, butthurt.* You: *Awesomeness.*

Usually used as a comeback when you have nothing else

When you ask ya mumma whats for dinner she opens her legs and says TUNA SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum Pumppartymac: PRISON

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing? Person2: Ya mum Person: That joke's so old and boring Person 2: So's ya mum!