Country Dictionary

A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.

(i want tacos...)

“Zonk”
“Uhh”
*grabs tacos and runs*

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"

My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!

To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.

My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked