A fork of Rural Dictionary
A handsome young man that is a lovable machine that engage you to make you work your ass off in loves you no matter what.
Jarvis: I love you no matter what
Unknown person: I love you too
A male who is under average in height. He has short brown/black hair and eyes and looks below average. He can be a dick at times and I mean all the time. He is also really toxic and lies a lot to make people like him. He seeks attention and will do anything just to get it, be it you want him to or not. He may seem like a nice person at first but after you get to know him he isn't the person you expect him to be. Pushing the blame to the other and making himself the victim is a daily thing a jarvis does. He is also very 2 faced so do not be surprised if he backstabs you. Jarvis can also be very stubborn and will not change his toxicated ways despite telling him numerous times, thus explaining the fact that he has lost numerous friends and that no one likes him.
Person 1: Hey did you hear the tea about Jarvis?
Person 2: Obviously! He played with my friend's feelings!
When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”
A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."