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Lloyd

A male who is unknowingly gay and/or is still in the closet, and hence dates or is openly attracted to women who are man-ish in apperance so as to throw off the gay vibes he puts out while simultaneously satisfying his attraction to men.

If Brandon wasn't such a Lloyd, he could dump that lumberjack-wanna-be girlfriend of his and I could introduce him to an attractive man who wears deoderant and he would be so much happier!

by Aquasexually Speaking... May 26, 2009

Lloyd

A Lloyd or 'loid is a slang term for a person with Down's syndrome. It is short for Mongoloid.

I was at the store yesterday when some Lloyd crapped his pants.

by The Fresh Prinz July 10, 2009

lloyd

a verb, originates from a popular HBO series Entourage sheepish but able and dedicated character Lloyd, a loyal employee of a cut-throat boss Ari Gold. To conform to every capricious whim of a boss or a superior without protesting, in hopes of getting on that superior’s good side.

This was not in my job description! I had to file papers, and make coffee runs for my boss. I was being lloyded all day.

by envi123 April 18, 2007

Lloyd

Generic term for any grotesque substance, object or action. Including but not restricted to the following:

1. Semen/Load
2. Ejaculation
3. Defecation/Feces
4. Testicles

1. "Last time I jacked off I got my lloyd all over myself."

2. "I lloyded all over that chick!"

3. "I gotta go take a massive lloyd."

4. "Dude that guy just showed me his lloyds. They were weird lookin'."

by someguy3692006 August 21, 2006

lloyd

An extremely Italian guy of tall stature. He is the inventor of circumcision and juice boxes

damn that lloyd is lloyd

by cok-boy February 18, 2004

Lloyd

Noun Inhumanly sized slacker of professional quality.
Verb (to lloyd) to use brute force in place of skill

e.i. "Lloyd-it" in reference to a difficult sports shot.

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

Lloyd

A complete Fucking idiot who has a small ass dick. and has sex with his mom

fuck that Lloyd kid hes a fucker

by ballgaser February 15, 2011