A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.A legend of one of the most baddest of ass-est guys in the world. It has been reported that he is what people think is God. When a 'miracle' occurs, he is the cause. He killed Hitler and saved us from Naziism. If you are in need of his help, just shout!
2.Can be used as a metaphor. e.g. Something is really good.
3.To summon Tay, you must play porn, of any kind, at full volume in a library. When the porno has finished, if you are still not caught, Tay will appear and grant you one single wish.
Example 1
A: I almost got hit by a car!
B: Are you okay?
A: Luckily I'm only bruised.
B: Well, thank Tay for that!
Example 2
A: Wow, that movie was amazing!
B: Obviously! That was complete Tay!
Example 3
A:I chucked another kid out of the school library today.
B:Why?
A:He was trying to summon that fucking 'Tay' again.
A goddess which petrifies you at the sight of her insatiable beauty. A creature so mythical, you question reality. The type of girl that leaves you tongue tied just by the mere thought of her. She makes perfection jealous and seduces attraction. At first sight she becomes your kryptonite but when you begin to know her she is made your everything.
There is only one Tais in this universe and she is exactly what the definition says... a Tais.
A beautiful sexy girl who is not afraid to show what she's got she has a hell of ex boyfriends and is glad there broken up and boys flutter over her Tais' has slot of boys that bet on her virginity and guys just love to be around her she smells good so these girls are confident, sexy, attractive, and have a hell ton of adventure, and a bit magnet
BOY: HAVE you been near Tais she looks and smells amazing
BOY 2: yea I'm so glad me and her are friends
Long wavy red hair, tie dye everything, only eats fucking grass and twigs. Probably lives in a tiny magical hut deep in the forest. Smells like straight sage and weed. Always searching for signs from spirit and talking about this "physical realm". Chills on mountain tops. Knows what phase the moon is in at all times.
She's the sweetest person you could ever meet, but once you cross her, that's it. You've got a truckload of karma coming your way. Literally. Her ex got hit by a truck.
You know the saying "she's a fox"... yeah, well she's a wolf.
Tay is one spiritual ass bitch.
The most beautiful girl you will ever see. Super sweet, smart, and will always make you happy. If you get lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend, then that is amazing. She is so lovable.