A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.
Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.
When the hot neighbor chick stands naked and unaware in front of her apartment window, and you accidentally catch a glimpse.
"Dude, I had the best morning. I stumbled into the kitchen to get coffee, and that hot blonde next door gave me an accidental peepshow."
"Man. I wish I'd been there."
A girl who accidentally hooks up with or hits on another girl's boyfriend, because she didn't know they were dating.
Girl 1: "Him and I totally hooked up last night."
Girl 2: "OMG!! He has a girlfriend!!"
Girl 1: "WHAT?! I guess I'm an accidental slut!"
Having sex with someone when you honestly didn't intend to, or are trying not to. Not always a bad thing and is no big deal because 'hey, accidents happen'.
I went over to my ex's place to drop off some stuff last night. We got talking, one thing led to another and we had accidental sex.
When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.
What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.
The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.
LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!
Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday
A spur-of-the-moment decision to do something that you should not be doing, which you then deny when someone finds out about it by saying it was completely on accident.
Girl 1: Did you steal my favorite shirt? I found it in your room
Girl 2: Oh! Uhh, I must have, um, packed it in my bag by mistake when I was leaving your house! It was on accident!
Girl 2: Yeah, right, accidentally on-purpose!