Country Dictionary

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.

I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards

I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.

"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!

When you take a shit, turn on the heating and turn off the toilet fan.

Wow, I wouldn't go in there; smells like an Afghani Gas Chamber

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.