Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Assface

like buttface, JUST BETTER!!

oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars

by areyoukiddingme08 February 05, 2015

Assface

A name given to Brittany when she does something retarded When you have an asschin.

God, you're such an assface! Hey, you have an assface!

by Your Ugly Ass Momma February 23, 2005

AssFace

The Greek saying for a strong face of an ass

Look at the assface over there. He thinks he's so cool!

by Melissa19 July 29, 2005

ASSFACE

your face looks like an ass

your face REALLY looks like an ass, makin you an assface

by Bob Thornby October 04, 2006

Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan? Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave. Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead. Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

by High Hiter October 06, 2018

assface magee

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother. Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019