A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.
Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.
Someone that is sleek, styling, and really, really greasy.
I don't like non-ruffled chips!
Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
When you think that man is a whole snack but more.
Dang Chris Brown is that and a whole bag of chips
chip bags is a term for people whos heads are mostly full of air and are just complete dickheads
mikes people are a bunch of chip bags
adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.
Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?
Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....