A fork of Rural Dictionary
Microsoft's crappy attempt at creating a search engine, that never seems to find what you are searching for.
Tom: "Hey, where's the nearest Starbucks?"
Dick: "I'm not sure, let me Bing it."
Harry: "Why? If you Googled it you'd probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results."
Dick: "Oh, yeah, you're right."
Bing is basically a copy of Google. Just way fucking stupider.
Guy 1 : "Hey let's go search random shit on Bing!"
Guy 2 : "Dude fuck Bing, I'm going to Google."
Q. Hey homey, how do you like microsoft search?
A. It's okay, bing! That filthy slut tried to sell me Linux!
Possible high fives would follow assuming good delivery, proper inflection, and wussy free cadence.