A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are interacting with an individual about a certain topic and a nosey ass person intrudes and asks questions like "What are you guys talking about? Omg, who are you talking about?"
Person 1: Bruh the other Madison gave Jackson head Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob! Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details. Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
Noob spelled backwards. Although it does not mean the opposite of 'Noob', it has to do with the same idea. While a noob is someone lacking experience, therefore tey are rather terrible at whatever it may be, a boon is somebody with experience but for whatever reason, they are just as bad. A boon plays at the skill level of a noob but they do't have an excuse because they have experience in the field they are performing in.
Mike: John, you're such a boon. John: What are you talking about? I just started playing. Mike: You've been playing for 2 years and you are still terrible!
An aesthetically pleasing entity sometimes referred to as Ian Somerhalder. Known for being the cute gay boy on Rules of Attraction, and Boone, the victim of an unfortunate plane mishap in the first season of Lost. Most recently, Boone became the only worthwhile character on a CW series entitled "The Vampire Diaries," otherwise known as Dawn Ostroff's one shining moment as President of Entertainment of The CW Television Network. In said series, the lesser characters for whatever reason refer to Boone as "Damon." Who knows what that slander is about.
Hey, I'm watching The Vampire Diaries. The only worthwhile character is Boone. He just ate a bunch of people and washed them down with hard liquor. Now he's making a bonfire out of their bodies. I bet he's doing this so Walt and Vincent can stay warm. Boone is so altruistic, my moral compass has just decided the give the fuck up.