A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you and one of your bros get 2 ladies and get blow jobs in such a position that you can play patty cake with your bro.
"yo me and Jamie got awesome bro jobs from Jenny and Danielle but we stopped early cuz Jamie cums so fast
When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.
Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”
Something you get when you can't blow yourself.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you give me a bro job? I can't reach it by myself.
Bro: Go fuck yourself.
Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.
Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"
Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"
A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.
ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist