A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.” “He did what!?” “When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”
The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth. The cooking process is as follows: Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves. Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat. Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring. Stir carefully till dark red. (Hotter is usually preferred by most) The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows: Passing out. High anxiety may be induced. Inhalers are recommended. Lower sperm count. Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom. B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she? A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!