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The act of performal a sexual act using a walking cane. Most commonly done on females but sometimes used on males.

Q: Hey Troy, did you see that hot girl in the sales department?
A: Yea I've got her number...she's in for a real caneing.

As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.

Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...

To engage in anal sex; to fuck another up the ass.

Jim enjoys being caned in the mancunt.

A penis with a curve at the end.
Called so because it has the shape of a cane.

Jonny's got a huge curve in his cane.

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.

raisin canes, makes McDonald’s look like a 5 star restaurant by comparison

Raisin canes, superficially appealing but profoundly disappointing

Italian word for disappointment

Dio cane cosa metti briscola, incapace
Sir, you play cards in a terrible way