A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stone cold motha fuckin pimp that only got 2 things on his mind get money and fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant
Damn dont fuck with nigga carl
Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl. He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH! boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM! (SOLO) WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin! Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn) Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
A person who will do anything just to gain attention. Oftentimes no one wants to be friends with him. He is annoying and clueless about anime.
I hate Carl. Honestly! He is annoying!
a crazed, violent llama who has a long history of violence and is a phycopathic character on youtube.
carlllllllllllll you just toppled the south american government