A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang phrase meaning to freak out over something, overreact or be too excited.
"When i couldnt get my home theatre system set up, I almost dropped a clot" or "Don't drop a clot, it's not that major"
the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...
Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.
A blood clot from a womans period that is stuck to her pubic hairs.
Damn bro, I got a clot twat stuck in my throat last night.
When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.
Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!
When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!