A fork of Rural Dictionary
A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!" Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report? Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
phrase used when you do something so good to get back at an ex. typically used when you pop off on insta so hard that you are leaving your ex absolutely shook. a phrase used in only the most sh00k situations, usually with the purpose of adding emphasis.
friend 1: “biiiiitch did u see my recent ig pic??” friend 2: “ya hoe, literally his dick fell off” friend 3: “literally FLEW off”
Something very bad that happened to you
"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam
A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"
"You cheated on me!" "Sorry, my dick fell off"