A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.
It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month Stop with the disasterbation.
When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.
After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.
making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually
the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure
A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation. If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man... Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real