A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two idiots from Australia, one thinks he's a meremaid and carry's a mermaid doll and the other thinks he's the reincarnation of black beard the butt pirate. The mermaid likes to change his name because he's a pussy and preys on gullable women on line. The butt pirate acts as the mermaids lap dog and enforcer because he can't fight his own battles and is more concerned about distroying people's lives and being a meremaid whispering eye.
These two douche bags are tragic .
The occurrence of what one might describe to be something of the nature of a momentous disaster which later provokes heart wrenching sorrow. Some examples of what may correctly be deemed to be “tragic” might include; unrequited love, premature death, or game six of the 2003 National League Championship.
"All perform their tragic play, there struts Hamlet, there is Lear." Yeats
A phrase used when someone tells you something as if it is the most pressing matter of the century, when in actual fact nobody cares.
Person 1: oh my god I just broke my nail Person 2: Tragic.
What someone responds with when they don’t care about what you have to say.
Me: Hey, I just got into a car accident!! Them: tragic Me: ...
Referring to one whose appearance is dramatically beyond perfection. This is generally used to describe a person that seems like they may try to look decent, and fail miserably.
Homegirl: Giiiiiirl did you see the cashier at the Kum & Go? Gay Male Friend: Oh honey, I know! That face was TRAGIC. She be lookin' worse than a drag queen!