A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone absolutely drops nuts. Donking can be mental or physical but mostly acknowledged as physical.
Guy 1: See that firecracker go off the in Chapel? Jimmy donked hardcore! Trampled Pete's feet and everything, massive donker. Guy 2: What about TK? Guy 3: Yeah man he donked too but it was nothin' on Jimmy's donk.
- To ejaculate on someone or something
"I donked all over Jimmy's face last nite"
A Donk is a silly dumbo. It is used in the British Commuity.
You Silly Donk!
To throw up
I was drinking my chocolate milkshake and then i donked everywhere. My cat donked all over my bed sheets last night. If you donk in my car your walking home.
Insult. Short for donkey. When you friend says something dumb, you respond with calling them a 'donk'
Friend: where are my glasses? Friend 2: they're on your head you donk