A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sound of instantly erected penis hitting the down side of your office desk in following situations: 1) a hot female colleague has just entered into the office just to say hello or ask something 2) a male colleague/pal of yours has just sent you a web link with hot pics you really like
1) Oh, dude, Bridget dropped in early today wearing that red miniskirt again... I'm sure she could hear the DONK clearly this time, man! 2) Yesterday Gerard sent me a hot chick link and I really went.....DONK!!!!!
(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.
1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk. 2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner. 3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich. 4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
Used in poker circles; - Short for "donkey." - Indicates that the specified player plays at best, poorly.
eg. - noun: "That guy's a donk." - verb: "That guy donked out on me."
That weird shit with the metal people and the blimp.
Donk-donk. Donk-donk. Donk-donk. Donk-dwonk! Dit-dit-duh-dit-dit-duh-dit-dit-duh-BOOM!
When a girl's ass is so big that you can see it from the front. (also be-donk-a-donk-donk)
1. Damn, that bitch got a nice be-donk-a-donk.