Country Dictionary

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.

Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard