Country Dictionary

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fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

by Lord Eric The 1st February 07, 2011

Fuck another bag

When you're just simply done, your mental recourses are scarce and you have to resort to infact, fucking another bag

(As seen in the college humour Precious Plum)

The new age saying of 'the last straw' or 'for fucks sake'

"i dropped your new laptop , sorry"
"Aw fuck ANOTHER BAG BROCK"

by Nip nip November 24, 2020

Fuck another bag

When you're simply out of bags to fuck, the expression fuck another bag comes into play. Contemporary version of 'for fucks sake' or 'well I'll be dammed '.

"I have seemed to vomit in your new car"
"Aw fuck another bag brock"

by Nip nip November 25, 2020

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020

Fuck bag

A female with no legs,dwarf,or midget that average size man uses for sex.

Damn she's a little fuck bag.

by fluffy tummy March 28, 2013