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One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)

"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

A complete and utter fucking retard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

see: fucktard

A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.

Other blends:

smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard