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A funt is the very essence of unattractiveness. However, this wilderbeast would also have a weight problem. Therefore, fat + munt = FUNT. It is shouted at overweight, ugly girls in an attempt to make them realise how awful they look. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hahaha have you seen that bird? Total FUNT
When someone does not only portray fucker like qualities but is also a cunt.
I can't believe you did this to me you fucker, you cunt, you funt!!!
If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt. Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience. A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?” James: “no, what?” Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt” James: “ew gross, what a slag”
The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.
Fucking Cunt. When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.