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The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.

Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe. Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener! Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!

by Trigga Finga May 03, 2013

Garden

Garden n. A misspelling of Gadren

Garden is a great guy.

by Grilox May 01, 2004

The Garden

The garden is Madison Square Garden in New York City. The garden is commonly mistaken to be the TD Garden in Boston but it’s not. The garden is also known as The World’s Most Famous Arena

“I’m going to a hockey game at The Garden,” Said John. “Oh who are the bruins playing?” “No it’s the rangers it’s at The Garden.”

by Joel Moya January 11, 2018

Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?" "No, what happened?" "She banged another virgin." "Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014

The Gardens

A Short Way Of Sayin Jersey Gardens which is a movie theater in New Jersey. Often Said Over MySpace Status/Mood &_ Or Aim Status.

Yo Son, The Gardens Was Bumpin Last Night. Son, I Was Chillin at The Gardens Last Night.

by cheyali. December 27, 2008

Gardening

Gardening has multiple meanings.

Gardening some type of fruit or vegetable doesn't sound too bad right now. When you get the bad weeds etc. Whoever is doing a shitty job of it.These people are fake, taking credit for shit that's not there's, wrong answer almost every time, "switched" personalities, "voices" are counteracting, "empath" , a lot of snitches (bad), not thinking before they do things etc. What does my dad, Jeff Croskey have to do with anything? I'd ask but him and my mom just lie, so. I'd listen to me over any of these other people. If they say not to listen or talk to me, don't listen to them. Think you people would have a mind of your own instead of being brainwashed. They are ignorant, brainwashed, benefitting off of lies to you. The "voices" in head, people can hear your thoughts. These people aren't in any way crazy and DON'T that don't need rehab. *FOR WHAT BETTER BE THE LAST TIME , 2 PEOPLE NEED TO TALK TO ME IN PERSON NOW* (E.L. and K.K.) I was trying to cover stuff up so no one knew. Think you'd be a little smarter, way this is going where people hear people's thoughts, people are going to end up knowing anything and everything with how much of it wrong. Kuhiwa "Jessica Erwin) called the Honea Path Police Departmen on me, lied to them and she works for them. Kuhiwa means lowest of the low. She's the opposite of me in almost everyway.

by #1Fan(sarcastic) July 14, 2019

Gardener

An Idiot from Texas; see Kozol

That guy is such a gardener

by Largo September 24, 2004