A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.
"Did you hear about Hanna last night?" "No, what happened?" "She banged another virgin." "Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"
A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.
Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative? Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix! Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way! Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.
"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"
Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark. The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.
"I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden."
It’s a song that goes like this
No I won't You know you're all alone, your friends, they aren't at home Everybody's gone to the garden As you look into the trees, you can look, but you don't see Flowers seem to tease you at the garden Everybody's there, but you don't seem to care What's it with you man, and this garden? Yeah Turned into my worst phobia A crazy man's utopia If you're lost, no one can show ya But it sure was glad to know ya Only poor boys take a chance On the garden's song and dance Feel her flowers, as they wrap around But only smart boys do without You can find it all inside, no need to wrestle with your pride No, you ain't losing your mind, you're just in the garden They can lead you to yourself or you can throw it on the shelf But you know you can look inside for the garden I wasn't really scared Lost my virginity there To a gypsy with blond hair But now no one seems to care Like a mouse inside a maze Wandering 'round for daze With a smile upon my face I never want to leave this place Only poor boys take a chance On this garden song and dance Feel her flowers, as they wrap around But only smart boys do without Turned into my worst phobia It's a crazy man's utopia If you're lost no one can show you But it sure was glad to know you Bye-bye, so long, bye-bye It's glad to know you Bye-bye Bye-bye Aw, so long