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to be both gay and retarded; the most offensive word ever created.

Did you see the Iowa caucus? That was so gaytarded!

a retarded person that is sexually attracted to another retard of the same gender.

retard 1: i lik yo bu im real stupid.
retard 2: raw raw raw raw?????????
random guy: WTF are you a gaytard?
retard 2: raw raw raw raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something that's just really gay + retarded. Most times it's used as an insult.

You're so gaytarded!

noun, adj, adverb
When one acts obnoxious. They act a little gay, a little retarded. Thus creating..."gaytarded, gaytard, gaytardedly"

"Did you hear that Johnny didn't even get accepted to Massasoit???"
"Jeez dude, he's such a gaytard!

someone who is past the point of being gay, or retarded. Usually used by people who feel the need to alternate their insults.

"Shut the fuck up, everyone knows super smash brawl uses classic controller, your so fucking gaytarded!"

A person who has sexual feelings towards the same sex, and is also a retard.

Drporkchop is a fucking gaytard! What kind of name is that anyways!?

when you meet someone and you can't tell if they're gay or retarded.

"Dude, I was just talking to this dude and I can't tell if he's gay or retarded"

"He must be gaytarded"