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goblinizing

A term used in a battle royal game where the player processes to kill a downed player instead of dealing with the actual threat

He is goblinizing me!

by TheRealWill March 30, 2018

goblin

Goblin is a created fictional character that was created for an excuse when getting caught doing something.

Man 1: Hey did you tap me? Man 2: No it was Goblin

by L1v3r5p0t5 October 06, 2006

Goblin

The politically correct term for a person of small stature. See also: gnome

"Hey look a Midget" "They prefer to be called Goblins now"

by RJ Bozman December 09, 2007

Goblinize

To consume some thing with stealth and speed. Note: nothing to do with knob-gobblin'.

Dad fell asleep while writing "The Gonzo Pipeline". When he awoke, he flipped out as once again, his PC had goblinized his newsletter.

by SharOne October 03, 2014

Goblin

a sister-fisting motherfucker inbred family fucker redneck hick a gay kid goblin is a queer and a half

goblin fists his sister. goblin is not a cool guy. goblin is an inbred hick texan

by S&F July 08, 2004

goblin

when someone sticks the entire length of the penis and balls in there mouth while sucking a cock

wow i never new suzy was a goblin girl

by gfunite January 21, 2008

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know. Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 11, 2003