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Hobknocker

1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.

2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.

3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.

4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.

5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.

a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!

b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.

c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!

d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!

e. That sadist is a total hobknocker

by The True Anti-Hero March 25, 2010

Hobknocker

It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."

You guys are bunch of hobknockers!

by Penoris August 11, 2009

Hobknocker

There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)

Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.

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Dude, you're a hobknocker.

by FreakOfThePopa June 08, 2010

Hobknocker

Something wrong and illegal.

"You are such a hobknocker."

"Ugh, man, that's gross!"

by Harin123 February 08, 2009

Hobknocker

a person who fucks hobbits and knocks them up

You are a hobknocker

by jizzamen July 10, 2009

Hobknocker

A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.

Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.

by HobknockerPolice January 16, 2012

Hobknocker

Someone who rapes animals

Wade: YOURE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF HOBKNOCKERS!!!

by Anonymous_00000000009 February 21, 2022