A fork of Rural Dictionary
While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.
If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!
This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that? Man 2: I don't but she do
When someone takes a shit, and the log disappears down the hole, that's what they call a hole in one.
"Is it possible for a chick to get a hole in one?" "Dude, I took like a three foot shit, and got a hole in one...I didnt even think that was possible!"
Long distance attemtp at sexual intercourse. Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...
1:I went for the Hole In One last night dawg..... and missed. 2:Damn that sucks
When one person lays underneath another person who is swinging back and forth in a sex swing, the person in the swing tries to poop in the other person's mouth, if the poop lands in the mouth, it is a Hole In One.
John layed underneath Drew in the sex swing and Drew gave John a Hole In One.
when you trow a small projectile object (gum wrapper, bits of food, ect.) into a girls cleavage when she is wearing a low-cut shirt
"Dude, i bet i can get a hole in one in Shannon over there"
What happens when a man is jacking off and he cums, and it spurts out and lands right in his belly-button.
Guy: "Hey dude, when I was jacking off last night, I got a Hole In One." Friend: "Nice."