Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Investment Banker

Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC. Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas

Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.

by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010

milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf *in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*

bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment

by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021

Dick Investment

an act in which (usually) an older girl in high school will take a younger boy with a already large penis in the hopes it will get longer

shelly's only going after eric for his horse dick hey he is a good dick investment

by whitish September 09, 2008

Investment Property

A person who has an investment property is someone who is in a relationship with someone who is undergoing a huge make over/glow up. The investor enters a relationship with someone that is below a 10/10 in the hopes of their partner eventually transforming into a 10. Hence why they are investing into the relationship market while the demand for their target is low

Bob: Bro your girl is a 3/10, what are you smoking son? Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property Bob: Ah, that explains it

by TheOldFossil July 21, 2023

investment casting

A molding process whereby precious metals are melted down and formed into household items, sporting-goods, etc., enabling their buyers to be less "obvious" or "visible" in their acquisition of said valuable minerals than they would be if they simply purchased coins, bars, etc.

Two excellent examples of investment casting would be electrical/plumbing components and golf clubs, which can be formed from gold, silver, platinum, etc. and installed/stored in the investor's home without anyone's being the wiser.

by QuacksO May 19, 2019

Recruit Investment

The compound term "Recruit Investment" combines the concepts of recruitment and investment. It denotes the process of enlisting individuals to participate in a venture or business, often with a financial commitment. This term is frequently associated with models like multi-level marketing ( MLM ), where individuals are recruited to invest in the business and may receive compensation based on the performance of their recruits within the network.

In the world of multi-level marketing, success depends on effective Recruit Investment—getting people to join and invest

by Chief Lexicographer November 02, 2023

Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies." "Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016