A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.
"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."
A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.
Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.
kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
A young man who has a fondness for older women.
Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?