A fork of Rural Dictionary
A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.
Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?
Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.
A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.
Jen: So how's your boyfriend?
Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.
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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?
Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...